WaPo‘s Courtland Milloy thinks the reason the Redskins lost Sunday is bad karma over their name. Yeah, I know, it’s incredibly stupid.
But still, if Milloy is determined to change the name of the team, I thought I’d help him out on his Holy PC Quest by suggesting a few.
The Washington Whiny Reporters
The Washington Americans of No Discernible Ethnicity
The Washington Lobbyists (they pretty much run the town anyway)
The Washington Team That Really Isn’t Located in Washington
The Washington, Just The Washington
The Washington Professional Complainers
The Washington Racists (at least for a few years since I’m sure Milloy would like some sort of reparations for honoring American Indians with their name for so long)
The Washington Go Screw Yourself Courtland Milloys
Personally, I prefer the last one. Have a suggestion? Feel free to make them known in the comment section.