Not sure what you want to be tomorrow night? Don’t have a clear plan for Halloween or for life? Then dress your ass up in the uniform of your dream job: “social media professional!”
College Humor appears to have birthed this truly horrifying mix of yuppie and hipster, but many of our friends have been sharing it on the Twitter today, because punchlines are always funnier when the crowd is laughing with you, not at you.
Wait, they are laughing with us, right?
(Another H/T to FishbowlNY. Next beer’s on us.)