Utley’s Chase, Name Like Electro-Shock for Braindead Sports Copywriters

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As the Sixth Borough rallies around Phillies’ second baseman Chase Utley‘s hitting streak, another streak — that of double-entendre-happy and cliché-filled sports copy — rolls on.

  • THE CHASE CONTINUES [Globe & Mail]
  • Phils sweep Cards as Utley’s chase continues on [Pocono Record]
  • Chasing DiMaggio: Utley keeps streak alive [Charlotte Observer]
  • Utley continues record chase, hits in 32nd straight [ESPN]
  • Chase is on: Utley streak now 30 games [Sportsnet Canada]
  • Utley’s ‘Chase’ will come up short [Sporting News]
  • Chase’s chase has him aiming for Rollins’ record [AP]