Uh. Do We Have To Cover This Story?

Despite the rush to place reporters at the various locations that symbolize the JonBenet Ramsey story, the Washington Post made it very clear in its front page, above the fold story this morning that–thanks, but no thanks–we’ll be reporting this story from our 15th St. cubicles.

>UPDATE: Okay, okay. We probably should have read all the way to the bottom of the story to see that T.R. Reid did contribute a bit to the story from Boulder, although he wasn’t one of the two primary reporters.

But then again: That would have required us to read all the way through a story about JonBenet Ramsey.