TimeOut Captures Your Sexy Time

timeout1s.jpgWe just received an email that TimeOut New York needs a few good soldiers (12, actually) to snap a picture of their faces immediately post-coital. The mag will even install a camera in your apartment to help out. We’ll stick to lighting up a Marlboro Red, but we’re “free to forward this to ass-getting friends who might be interested.”

Gross. We hope TONY picks people who look better than Patti Smith…