Ticket to The National Magazines Awards’ Gala: $695

This Monday night The American Society of Magazine Editors (ASME) will hold its National Magazine Awards Gala at a fancy place on Park Avenue. As with most award shows, it’ll involve successful people congratulating one another for being successful.

Sound like something you could get into? Well, hope you have a well paying job, because a ticket to the event costs $695. Or, if you have enough money and enough friends, you can reserve a table that seats 10 for the low price of $4,950.

What are you waiting for? Get your tickets now! We heard they’re serving warm biscuits at dinner! Warm biscuits!!!

UPDATE:
We just heard the event is sold out. Better luck next year.