The Whole of 'Stickergate' in Just One Short Paragraph

If you haven’t caught any of the “Stickergate” story, you’re clearly not regularly visiting many Apple news sites. It boils down to writer Bob Keefe attending Apple’s most recent product launch press conference, asking Steve Jobs, “Why don’t you guys put that Intel Inside sticker on your products’ boxes?” and then suffering a million Mac lovers coming down on him with a powerful wrath, telling him that it was the stupidest question ever and that he should go retire from writing to go live in an undersea cave where he can no longer bother we land dwellers.