The NSA Wants You...as Its New Director of Strategic Communications

Ready to absorb the unqualified hatred of the American public and channel it into a robust comms strategy?

Today we learned that the current leader in the “America’s Least Popular Organization of Any Kind” race is looking for a PR professional to revel in such public abuse.

On the other hand, the National Security Agency gig will pay $175K.

So what does one need to qualify for a job “developing strategies and products to disseminate key messages to the internal workforce, members of the media, the general public and other interested stakeholders?”

To start: a communications degree (Masters preferred) and “Minimum ten years of experience in public affairs/communication in U.S.