The Internet Has Killed Sex Appeal

blackberryRemember the good old days when pop-superstar Madonna would reveal some ridiculous salacious information about her sex life? Well, the latest nugget to come from the Material Girl: she sleeps with a…Blackberry.

OK, so the thing vibrates a bit, but c’mon!

The Internet might be rife with adult content (the kind I would have killed for as a 16-year-old boy), but as an adult, I propose that the Net has made things UNSEXY.

In my world, the less I know, the hotter you are.

There are too many articles, too many pictures, too much paparazzi, and yes, too much technology.

Wanna be hot? Make yourself scarce.

According to an article in Elle UK, Madge says that her and husband Guy Ritchie
“…lie right next to each other with our BlackBerrys under our pillows…I often wake up in the middle of the night and remember that I’ve forgotten something, so I jump up and make notes.”

Hot!

So the woman I grew up with who begged her papa not to preach and pranced around in a cone bra, now schedules appointments at 3am. Further proof that aging sucks (beyond the lines around my eyes).

Couple this with the fact that the New York Times predicts us bloggers will all be dead soon, and I’m just depressed!