The Daily Caller Shields Readers From Nude Scarlett

The Daily Caller has raised the bar in editorial standards for censoring nude photos. The powers that be used a picture of Editor-in-Chief Tucker Carlson‘s face to shield the appropriate areas — which would be Scarlett Johansson‘s right boob and butt. As we all know by now, Scarlett has been pulling an Anthony Weiner as of late by photographing herself naked with her cell phone. Somehow the pictures went viral. The FBI is investigating.