The Awards for Those Other Olympics

In case you’ve been too focused on 2016, like the two of us have been, you probably haven’t been counting down the days to the next Olympics. You remember. Yeah, that one, the one in 2008. However, if you were counting, you might have noticed that we just crossed the 500-days-until mark and with it came an announcement out of Beijing where they’re unveiling the new medals for the big event. We’re not exactly sure how we’re going to pull this off, but after seeing them, all filled with precious medals and inlaid on the back with jade as they are, we’ve decided that we want one or two.