TEAM TUCKER: Dead Last

Aw…poor Tucker. There’s a tear in Team Tucker today, as Carlson and Grinenko placed dead last in their “Dancing with the Stars” debut last night.

After much anticipation, Tucker Carlson made his debut on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Before the performance began, there was the obligatory training montage (“Rocky” fever is catching on). Tucker expressed his “total confidence” and his belief that he was a cha cha master. Elena was a little less optimistic, saying that she’d be doing well just to get him to the next show.