And the final four…
In a pool of sex machines like The Hill‘s Hugo Gurdon and Daily Caller’s Tucker Carlson it’s tough to imagine anyone winning FishbowlDC’s Sexiest Male of 2011 title by a landslide. But believe it or not, the boyish good looks of Politico’s Patrick Reis clobbered the competition with over 50% of the popular vote. Capitol Hill Ken Doll aka Kevin Madden came in a distant second with 16.3% of the vote. Tucker Carlson, just shy of the silver, trailed Madden by only three votes.
The stress of the spotlight proved too much for Coral Davenport, Amy Harder and Olga Belogolova. Citing migraines and lack of sleep, NJ’s Energy trio accidentally moved sexy forward when they should have been bringing it back. The slip bumped them into second place while WUSA-9’s Kristin Fisher took gold and the title of Sexiest Female of 2011 with 38.5% of the vote. In case you’re wondering, sultry senior seductress Helen Thomas finished third.
The title of Most Underrated went to Ryan Grim of the Huffington Post. The rock-solid reporter earned 36.61% of the vote, pushing him ahead of Roll Call’s Paul Singer who snagged a respectable 28.5% of the vote.
Winning by only a hair, Cabbage Patch lookalike and 2011’s Biggest Self-Promoter Matt Mackowiak upset Daily Caller’s Kurt Bardella and stole all the glory with 36.36% of the vote to Bardella’s 34.93%. Ouch!
Congrats to Reis, Fisher, Grim and Mackowiak! And there you have the FishbowlDC Class of 2011!