Stuff Unemployed People Like

Oh what the heck, it’s Monday and you’re looking for a laugh, whether you’re still employed and dreading the start of another workweek or you’re sick of hauling ass to the living room computer to send out resumes.

Stuff Unemployed People Like is exactly what you’d think.

What is the stuff unemployed people like?

Getting Introductory Prices With Zero Intent of Buying More, Trying to be Everybody’s Plus One, Regretting Signing Up for a Gym Membership, and Walking Everywhere to Kill Time.

And —yikes—121 more. Go. Laugh. Forget how crappy the economy is and how much you wish you had a job.