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Midterms, schmidterms: Tomorrow’s headline has already been decided.

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    Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com:

    POP STAR BRITNEY SPEARS HAS FILED FOR DIVORCE FROM HUSBAND KEVIN FEDERLINE, CITING IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES, A COURT SPOKESWOMAN SAYS

    http://abcnews.go.com?CMP=EMC-1396

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