Sploid: Shift Memos, 2-gether 4-ever

Great news for Sploid shift-memo junkies: Sploid now comes complete with archives! This means that you can find your favorite free-associative, vodka-fueled, crack-laden, shed-clearing, debt-ridden, pig-lauding, Togo-loving, through-the-wildflowers-prancing, Fox-bashing, Pope-Ratzing shift memos right here, free of charge and as ramblingly sleep-deprived as the day we fell for them.