So You Think You Can FOIA?

We’ve all been there: You spend all night on your F.O.I.A. request -cross every “t”, dot every “i”, spray a little cologne on the pages, put the whole thing in a nice plastic binder -and then ship it all off the next morning, only to wait weeks and weeks and weeks for some record custodian to deny you based on some bulls#!t technicality. Then your whole editorial schedule is blown, and you’ve got nothing to write, so you end up cranking out some casually