Snoop Doggy Dogg? You best get yourself a Jobby-Jobb!

It was, perhaps, the best catch-phrase to come out of Saturday Night Live in the last decade, and now, Michael Jackson has taken it to heart. 20050326-Michael-Jackson.jpg

According to E!, facing cash flow issues stemming from personal debts of nearly $275 million, The King of Pop is negotiating with Bahraini businessman Ahmed Abu Bakr Janahi about taking

“a position with AAJ Holdings Ltd. to act as an advisor on the company’s latest endeavors, setting up theme parks and music academies throughout the Middle East.”

For a moment, we tried to imagine the cost of insuring a music academy or theme park where there was even a million-to-one chance that Michael might be visitng with pre-pubescent lads. However, we gave up when it seemed we were going to have to use the scientific calculator we’d last touched in pre-calculus class in high school.

Oh, and a reminder for MJ: Get direct deposit. Now that you have a job and some scratch coming in, you probably don’t want to wait for the check to clear in order to feed the giraffes.