Snooki’s Baby Daddy Beats Out GOP Hopefuls

It goes without saying that the father of Snooki‘s baby, Jioni Lavelle, is far more interesting than any of the hopefuls — except, well, maybe pompous Newt Gingrich telling us how he’s going to pork his blonde bobbed wife on Valentine’s Day.

But now we know for sure that Lavelle is officially more popular. On Super Tuesday, iProspect, purportedly a “leading global digital performance agency” (that we’ve never heard of) collected data on what topics were Googled most. The results? None of the candidates even cracked the top 20 and “Super Tuesday” itself only landed in 10th place. Embarrassingly, number nine was “Buckeyballs” — an addictive magnetic desk toy.

See the Top 10 list after the jump…

1.     Lenny Dykstra

2.     Donald Payne

3.     Earthquake San Francisco

4.     Patricia Heaton

5.     Rush Limbaugh

6.     Jionni Lavalle

7.     Epidemiology

8.     Elizabeth Berkley

9.     Buckyballs

10.  Super Tuesday