Sixteen hours later, we still cannot get over Seacrest's high water mark

Yes, his mandibles are tremendously whitened, but he still appears to have a little green stuck between his teeth: $21 million dollars worth, to be precise.
We speak of Ryan Seacrest, the lavender scented sheet sleeping uber-anchor for anything involving Hollywood, and his gi-normous deal with E!. Sure, we’d known it was coming since December. But Variety said it was in the high seven figures. Now, we see it is more. Much more.