Schwarzenegger Shelves Hollywood Comeback

Perhaps the only good thing to come of the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger love child scandal is that we won’t have to watch the sagging action star’s attempt to muscle his way back into the Hollywood spotlight. His entertainment counsel, Patrick Knapp, gave the following statement on Thursday:

At the request of Arnold Schwarzenegger, we asked Creative Artists Agency to inform all his motion picture projects currently underway or being negotiated to stop planning until further notice.

Governor Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines. This includes ‘Cry Macho,’ the ‘Terminator’ franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Governor Schwarzenegger decides.

Mercifully that also includes the comic book and animated series The Governator, a.k.a. the worst idea Stan Lee ever had.