This week our anonymous SalesRanter learns inflated sales-speak like “all sizzle and no steak,” and “let’s chuck some jelly at the wall and see what sticks” the hard way.
Event Note: Do some SalesRanting of your own (or just enjoy the cocktails) at mb’s Summer Party in the City for New York marketing and media professionals tonight.
SalesRants #8: All Sizzle and No Steak
SalesRants #7: ‘I Could Really Give a Sh*t, To Be Honest’
SalesRants #6: ‘Private Equity Guys Are As Gentle As 18th Century Proctologists’
SalesRants #5: ‘Shut the F*ck Up, Trudy!’
SalesRants #4: Go Get ’em Julie, You Tramp You Better Plan On Coming Back With at Least $500K
SalesRants #3: Self-Important Pricks Who Drink Diet Coke
SalesRants #2: The ‘Biblical’ Hangover
SalesRants: ‘The Sick Part Is: I Love Doing This’