Radar‘s New Columnist: Spencer ‘Machiavellian’ Pratt

heidi_spencer.jpgAs if Spencer Pratt‘s head couldn’t get any bigger, it appears as though someone will now pay him to provide counsel to the unsuspecting masses. Radar signed The Hills resident dick star to be its new advice columnist. His first article, called “Yo Spencer!,” will appear in the April issue.

Radar has tapped the Machiavellian Pratt as its new advice columnist. Tackling problems from hot girls to family affairs, YO SPENCER! debuts in the April 2008 issue of Radar, on newsstands March 25 … Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind,” says Radar editor-in-chief Maer Roshan. “When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is.”

Poor, poor Heidi.