Pickup Lines From NPR

NPR has lines you should never use in a bar if you want to get any action. Nonetheless, they are highly creative. They’ve designed 13 cheeky Valentine’s cards this year. Who can resist, with sayings like ‘Your love is like the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation… It supports me.’ or ‘I’m gonna court you so supremely, Nina Totenberg will report on our love story’?

There’s more. “You’re the talk of my nation.” Or, “I wanna take you to the lower end of my dial.” Or, “My volume gets turned up every time you walk in a room.”

We’ll stop there. See them all here and use them to your hearts desire.