People Names Jennifer Aniston ‘The Most Beautiful Woman in The World’

Everyone else, please hide your ugly faces in shame.

jennifer-aniston-z-435People has named Jennifer Aniston the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Keep in mind that this is just for 2016. In 2017, Aniston will return to being disgusting.

In an interview, the 47-year-old actress did what everyone does when they win this “award:” pretend that they care and act like they’re surprised someone finds them attractive.

The Aniston issue of People hits newsstands April 22.