Pentagon Says LA 'Missile' Was A Plane

The Pentagon is finally speaking with some authority about the supposed missile that was seen flying through the air Monday night off the coast of LA. They say it was, in fact, a plane.

From the AP:

It took the Pentagon nearly two days to reach that conclusion after examining video of the plume, FAA radar tracks, its own missile launch detection systems and canvassing the US government.

“There is no evidence to suggest it was anything other than an airplane,” said Colonel David Lapan, a Pentagon spokesman.

Satisfied? Neither are we.