Today’s photograph is of the illustrious Paul Wharton of Real Housewives of D.C. and Paul Wharton Style fame. Wharton was sunbathing over the weekend and it looks as though he is busy sucking his stomach into the bowels of his lower back. Where was he? “At my pool on NY Avenue. We had a blast!” he told FBDC.
Send in your greatest captions and we’ll print the best ones. We would tell you to keep it clean, but it’s Wharton. So be as sassy as you want. Send to Betsy@mediabistro.com or to FishbowlDC@Mediabistro.com. All submissions for this contest are anonymous unless otherwise explicitly noted.
1. Summer lovin’ had me a blast.
2. We always knew Paul’s nickname was “Lucky Pierre” (Google it.)