Page Six today blows the lid off the Oscar scandal, in which Chris Rock is shaking things up by poking fun at the show, its audience, celebrities celebrating other celebrities, and, from what we understand, gay audience members. Well, dress me up in a winding sheet, great scoop. Except Drudge and others have been carrying the story for the past two days. Memo to the guys in the Fox building: Chuck the 32.2 modems and invest in something faster. Because at this rate, you’re turning into the Farmer’s Almanac.