Only in Hollywood can news this devoid of meaning kill this many trees

Variety reports what could be a real Zen meditation tool: If someone gets promoted, but still has exactly the same job and boss, did the promotion really occur?

This actually led Daily Variety today and yet it means, as near as I can figure, only that both Steve Gilula and Nancy Utley each got a raise. And new business cards.

But “Steve and Nancy get raises; new business cards” isn’t really a snazzy headline.

The story does at least, highlight, something that drives me to drink: The promulgation of president titles that mean absolutely nothing in Hollywood.

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