Onion Holiday Party: David Cross Brought His B-Material

With the blogsphere up in arms about the Onion‘s Annual Obligatory Party, we were a little afraid. Would this be like a fashion show where PETA members stand outside with paint cans, assaulting fur-wearing patrons, but with disenfranchised Gawker readers subbing for animal lovers?

Arriving at Union Hall, were pleasantly surprised to note no open hostility. A $15 donation to 826NYC got us in and one drink ticket good for a bottle of Bass. After snacking on hors d’oeuvres and owning the bocce court for the better part of an hour, we moved downstairs to the performance area.