Nicotine and Mateys

johnnydeppap.jpgPirates of the Caribbean is subtitled Dead Man’s Chest. And after Saturday’s premier at Disneyland, we know why.

Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom couldn’t even make it down the red carpet without veering off midway, body guards in tow, to stop for a cigarette break, a red carpet doyenne tells us.

“Granted it was a long red carpet, and they were being sweet and signing autographs for everyone who asked,” says the eye-witness, who asks not to be name for fear of never being able to bum a smoke in this town again. “But still, it had only been about 45 minutes.”