Quotes of the Day
“We’re just starting our second week and we want to hear from you. How’s my driving? Let us know what you like, what you think we need to work on. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.” — CNN’s Jake Tapper.
“We’re showing women bouncing their butts in our viewers’ faces. Can we just stop that?” — FNC’s Greg Gutfield on “The Five” Monday as the network showed endless b-roll of Spring Break women shaking their asses.
Hence the understatement of the week: “Fox News loves their Spring Break b-roll.” — Breitbart and Townhall‘s Lisa de Pasquale.
In other words: Happy Passover!
“Awright haters and @mmfa trolls, you soon have 49 hours to do your worst, since I am going offline for Passover. To the rest I say #Freedom!” — Breitbart.com Editor-in-Chief and in-house counsel Joel Pollack.
Actually, not a Happy Passover
“My mother is breaking my heart by sending all the family photos from the family seder I’m missing. Almost like I’ve been…passed. Over.” — Think Progress‘ Adam Peck.
TV journo tries to avoid overeating
“If you are trying to maintain your weight don’t fly Emirates. they feed you like every 2 hours… Seriously. I finally just said stop.” — ABC7’s Stephen Tschida, our favorite traveler.
And another can’t sleep
“Wide awake hours before my alarm goes off, can’t fall back asleep. #firstworldproblems.” — Media Matters’ John Whitehouse whose Twitter handle is @existentialfish.
“Pro Tip: if you’re a publicist, don’t use ‘Comrade’ as the salutation of an unsolicited email. I won’t keep reading.” — Politico‘s James Hohmann.
Important Question to Ponder
“Why won’t the ‘Unknown’ person blowing up my phone just leave a message? #why” — WaPo and MSNBC’s Jonathan Capehart.
WTF: The Bunny and Eggs Season?
“On CA radio show, Rep. Louie Gohmert confirms his comms director is single. ‘She’s just terrific. Just absolutely terrific.'” — HuffPost‘s Jennifer Bendery. “Gohmert on Easter: ‘Some may call it ‘bunny and eggs’ season. It’s Easter.'”
Reporter blasts Rosenne Barr.Journo insults Roseanne
@TheRealRoseanne: “Respecting religious bigotry is no longer cool.”
RedState‘s Ben Howe: “Respecting you has been uncool for years.”
Conservative journo waits for gun, insults MSNBC analyst
“Day 14 waiting for OK by #md to pick up my legally-purchased gun. If I were a woman & this was wait for abortion, @finneyk would be livid.” — Newsbuster‘s Ken Shepherd, who referenced MSNBC and The Hill‘s Karen Finney.
Passover Journo Humor
CNN’s Jake Tapper: Why is this scoop different from all other scoops?
NPR’s David Folkenflik: “Now we dip the bitter verbs….”
“Tourist family thought they were on the Yellow Line to Arlington. They’re actually on the Green headed into Anacostia. #oops” — FreeBeacon‘s Lachlan Markay.