Quotes of the Day
“No one thought a congressman who was already a walking dick joke would tweet their junk.” — Daily Show‘s Jessica Williams opining on what not to do on Twitter.
KIDS AND BEER: “Stop the internet right now. This is the cutest picture of all time.” — Roll Call’s Meredith Shiner on Washington Examiner‘s David Drucker and his offspring at the Congressional baseball game last night.
A rare note of travel praise
“Many thanks to the folks at @DeltaAssist for being a very helpful social media customer service team. @Delta.” — Yahoo! News’ Chris Moody.
TV reporter calls Chris Matthews an “asshole”
“O’Reilly is mistaken. He attributes Chris Matthews’ incendiary rhetoric to a desire for ratings instead of Matthews just being an asshole.” — The Daily Caller‘s Jeff Poor.
Politico Playbook Publish Time: 7:35 p.m.
No sugarcoating here…
“I have no earthly idea if I will follow you back or not. Just being honest.” — QGA and The Hill‘s John Feehery.
“Somebody up there really, really, REALLY hates me.” — FNC Senate producer Kara Rowland at 10:30 p.m. last night.
“I should never check my work e-mail this late in the evening. Now I want to jump off the balcony.” — Jazz Shaw, Weekend Editor at Hot Air at 9:37 p.m. last night.
Eavesdrop Cafe: Drunk interns on the Metro!
As chronicled by Roll Call’s Emily Cahn last night.
1. “Drunk intern on the metro: I knew my ex girlfriend sucked when I found out her favorite jelly bean was buttered popcorn. #dcinterns #lol”
2. “Drunk loud interns Also made fun of their friend who was a vegetarian but eats sausage. ‘Like, that’s literally the grossest meat'”
3. “Drunk loud interns also made fun of the nerdy intern who got off a stop before them. #metroentertainment”
Spotted this week at Boxcar Tavern: Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.).
Eddie Scarry and Peter Ogburn contributed to this report.