Morning Chatter

“Why does poop always make me giggle?” — CNN’s Anderson Cooper on “AC360” Thursday night. Um, we don’t want to know the answer to that one, Anderson.

Mean Girl Fashion Blogger

“I don’t believe you need to save your whites for Memorial Day, but the girl I saw in the white linen shift and flip flops looked ridiculous.” — D.C. Fashion blogger Samantha Sault who writes SamanthaOnStyle.

Reporter gets called out for humblebrags

“Apology: I am told my INBOX tweets today sounded like humblebrags by two coworkers who never get invited to stuff.”