Moby: I'm Out, Suckas

Moby, Nolita-living LES icon, is moving to the UWS. We were unsurprised to read today’s New York Intelligencer report as two of UnBeige’s best correspondents, Muscles and The Tart, have already climbed up the side of his future cupola and dangled over at least one of the five terraces. Sounded bitchin’ then, sounds hot now. James Harb, an architect we’ve never heard of (not that that’s saying anything, oh no), is renovating the place in time for a spring move-in.