Media Kindly Request Sharks Attack Someone

shark_attack_2.jpgAh, yes. August, the month when news gets lame. And despite a war in the Middle East and Mel Gibson, it appears once again to be the month when editors inevitably populate prime areas of their publications — even online — with, well, this:

  • Dog Goes Berserk, Destroys Elvis’ Teddy Bear [CNN]
  • Sturgeon Knocks Out Florida Man on Suwannee River [FoxNews.com]
  • Dirty Song Lyrics Can Prompt Early Teen Sex [MSNBC]