Mama's got a Juicebox she wears on her chest and when Daddy comes home she never gets no rest...

Hm, or is that “Jukebox?” Gee, how am I to know? I’m just a wee little blogger making an offhand reference, not a marquee A-list magazine writer and author writing a 5,641-word cover story on a hit band of which I purport to be a huge fan, along with my 11-year old son.

Oh, wait a minute, this just in: bloggers are, in fact, real writers (thank you, Simon Dumenco), and according to New York magazine’s big

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