Machine Gun Bacon: Who Cooked it Best?

Ted Cruz. Hollis Doyle. Fact. Fiction. Who knows, anymore.

Consider the following scenarios.

In one, a fictional presidential candidate entertains reporters at a gun range by wrapping bacon around a machine gun, covering it in aluminum foil, and cooking it by blasting the gun at a target.

In the second scenario, the presidential candidate is real, the gun is a semi, and instead of talking to a gaggle of reporters, he appears in a video produced by one publication. The bacon-cooking method, however, remains the same.

The first is an episode of Scandal featuring fictional candidate Hollis Doyle.

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