Nuts! Matea Gold has the goods on the Jesse Jackson/Barack Obama balls brawl. No, it doesn’t give us any pleasure to say “balls brawl.” OK. We’re lying. But it doesn’t give us a lot of pleasure.
Daunt-ing Task: Tina Daunt, once again, goes behind the scene to get the great story you’d never think to write even if you knew about it, which you don’t because you’re not Tina Daunt. So there.
The Really Big Picture: Patrick Goldstein comes to the conclusion that big studio movies pretty much suck. Apparently, he missed the day in 5th grade that they went over this.