LAT in 90 Seconds

morrison.jpgWarn the Neighbors: We didn’t read this that carefully, but we think Patt Morrison is starting a soup kitchen in her house. Crews are already at work turning her hat closet into a methadone clinic.

foxmatt.jpgTypecast: Matthew Fox takes a break from playing a plane crash survivor to play a guy who just barely missed being on a plane that crashed.

tinker.jpgFutzing with Fairies: Disney is hoping to turn Tinker Bell into a cash cow, making her the centerpiece for a Disney Fairies franchise. But the script needs major overhauling and production has been delayed, leading one Disney exec to, we hear, stumble around his office, throwing sand on his shoulders and periodically clapping his hands.