LAT in 90 Seconds

condor.jpg“Large Bird, Small Boy, Big News:” That’s the headline on this Bob Pool story today. “Big news” rarely follows a Bob Pool byline, but a good yarn does. And today’s story about a kid and a condor is no exception. Perhaps the headline should have read: “Large Bird, Small Boy, Clip This Out For Grandma.”

reese.jpgNo Sequels? In light of Reese and Ryan’s breakup, the LAT put together a pictoral of Hollywood couples that “give us hope.” I don’t know what hope they’re giving us — can they secure a Democrat victory on Tuesday? Are they going to end genocide in Darfur? Are they going to rebuild New Orleans? And considering the list includes Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, who probably haven’t finished unwrapping their wedding presents, we think this list is hopeless.

timewarner.jpgShares of Time Warner, the world’s largest media and entertainment company closed on a four-year high yesterday. We can’t tell you how relieved we feel. Seriously. We can’t tell you. Our Time Warner internet service is all screwy today.