KFC Gave Up on Its New Years Resolutions Long Ago

Typically, when the ball goes down and the streamers litter all of Times Square (or where ever you imbibe for the New Year), the resolutions to lose weight and get your butt in a gym begin immediately. Even fast casual and drive-thru establishments consider how to help consumers keep those dietary resolutions…for a while.

Last night, we discovered that KFC has thrown up its chicken gizzards and determined that its core demographic isn’t hearing it…so they introduced the Double Down Dog.

As your arteries begin to clog and blood hardens inside your veins, check out that picture.

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