Karl Lagerfeld Designs an Insanely Expensive Safe to Keep Your Insanely Expensive Things Safe

So you’ve purchased your solid gold Spongebob Squarepants and your valuable limited-editition gloved teddy bear, but now you’re worried that their are thieves lurking everywhere outside your home? Rest easy, you Karl Lagerfeld super fan, because the eccentric designer has teamed with a German company in creating a small run of safes called the “Narcissus.” Described as something like a six foot tall box of silver, the sides slide out allowing you to keep your valuables.