Johnny Knoxville Pens Intro To Vice Dude's Book

And it’s a doozy:

“You wanna fight? Let’s go outside and you and me fuckin’ fight.”

These were the first words that were ever uttered between Chris Nieratko and me. He approached me in a bowling alley about seven years ago and asked me to step outside. Now I get this a lot. People oftentimes challenge me to a round of fisticuffs. They want to prove themselves against my ill-perceived “toughness.” But Chris was different. He wasn’t trying to test his measure against mine.