Jean-Claude Van Damme Is 'Split' About His Viral Smash for Volvo

I’m a linguaphile, verbose as they come. I love the English language. I even read the thesaurus in high school, for kicks. That said, when I saw this video of martial arts actor and kickboxing legend Jean-Claude Van Damme (yeah, he really is), all I could do to describe my visceral emotion was “Effin’ Incredible!”