Is that a sword in your scabbard or are you just glad to see me?

From today’s NYT story on the adult film awards:

[Best Picture] went to “Pirates,” a relatively high-budget story of a group of ragtag sailors who go searching for a crew of evil pirates who have a plan for world domination. Also, many of the characters in the movie have sex with one another.

(Thanks to FishFriend PBump for this one!)