Introducing a guest FishbowlLA editor: Tom Ford

As I mentioned a few days ago, I’m sick this week, which is why I haven’t discussed the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue. In my present condition, it’s just too heavy for me to lift, so I haven’t been able to read it. I have, however, closely examined the cover, which, as you’ve probably heard and/or seen, features a clothed Tom Ford nuzzling the ear of a naked Keira Knightley while Scarlett Johansson lies naked on the floor, wondering if she should have taken Rachel McAdams’ cue and walked