Intern At The Note!

ABC News’ daily political read–The Note–is looking for an intern (scroll all the way down).

Requirements:

    — You must be either a graduate student or junior or senior in college.
    — You must be able to work long days, starting early, Monday through Friday
    — If your school gives credit for internships, you must receive credit.
    — The internship begins Jan. 8 and runs into May.

Oh, come on. How drab of a description. We all know that the job really requires an ability to…

…speak Halperinese.
…name 80% of the Gang of 500 (at least)
…be able to talk out of both sides of your mouth.
…master the ability to say “on the other hand.”
…memorize the C.W.

Other suggestions?