ABC News’ daily political read–The Note–is looking for an intern (scroll all the way down).
— You must be either a graduate student or junior or senior in college.
— You must be able to work long days, starting early, Monday through Friday
— If your school gives credit for internships, you must receive credit.
— The internship begins Jan. 8 and runs into May.
Oh, come on. How drab of a description. We all know that the job really requires an ability to…
…name 80% of the Gang of 500 (at least)
…be able to talk out of both sides of your mouth.
…master the ability to say “on the other hand.”
…memorize the C.W.