What the hell is National Journal trying to do? Scare the bejeesus out of all of us? The cover image on their latest issue sent us scurrying under the covers and praying that God would dump gallons of Oil of Olay on Lady Liberty in order to protect her from the skin damage that a war with Iran would certainly cause.
Next week: How war with North Korea would replace Mt. Rushmore with the boys from N’Sync.