The Onion posted the infographic below, highlighting why people are leaving Facebook, and the reasons were:
- Discovered how to like things mentally, 27 percent
- Committed 671 birthdays to memory, 19 percent
- Family in feud with Zuckerbergs, 17 percent
- High-school friends all dead now, 15 percent
- Not enough politics, 12 percent
- Ex is doing too well, 10 percent
Readers: What humorous reasons for leaving Facebook would you have added to The Onion’s infographic?